That doctor is underselling himself! Is this an old meme? Or is that a co-payment?
A vet goes to see a doctor. The doctor is asking the vet what’s wrong. The vet sarcastically notes,
“Oh, that’s an easy way to do it.”
The doctor replies,
“Fine, you go and take this pill, and if it doesn’t work, we’ll just put you to sleep.”
While I’m at it, here are a few more “medical” jokes:
The doctor says to the patient,
“I have some bad news and some good news.”
“Give me the bad one first.”
“You have AIDS.”
“What’s the good news?”
“You cholesterol levels are fine.”
I wish I trusted any medical professionals even a fraction as much as I trust my vet. Even he is a vax pusher and I'm convinced the animal vaxxes are no safer than the ones for people. THEY want your pets gone too. The humor is quite welcome!
Thanks Ray! Golden old but gold ones indeed! LOL!