When I was a doctoral student, I lived in the house of John Strong, a Nobel-Prize candidate in Physics, who had invented aluminum-covered dishes that replaced glass in large telescopes. He was a gentle giant, an angel on Earth. He was dying even before he knew it, but until his last minutes, he entertained me with dirty jokes... :)
Another gentle giant was a world-class water-polo player, who was dying in the hospital where I was working. He never lost his sense of humor. He had bladder cancer, and he needed a catheter all the time. A newbie nurse simply couldn’t install it, and after torturing him for several minutes, Eden just said to the nurse, “Can I lend you my eyeglasses?” He was about 82 at the time.
You probably don’t know that men who die in bed (or sometimes otherwise), have their last erection during the process. Somehow, sex and death are physiologically connected…
Here is a little collection of dirty jokes:
https://inews.co.uk/light-relief/jokes/dirty-jokes-funny-100-best-229105
I hope, you can forgive me and you won’t give me a ticket:
Well it took me a while to find one that I thought was funny;
“I thought Coq au Vin was love in a lorry.” – Victoria Wood"
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