I Am a Janitor!
No kidding!
At the age of five, I was tall for my age.
They used to ask me, what I would like to do. I said, I wanted to be a doctor. They thought, I was tall enough to be at school, so they asked me if I wanted to study. I said, “No,” upon which the old lady told me that in that case, all I could ever become is a janitor. I looked at her and said, “Okay, in that case, I will be a janitor.” It looks like I still am.
We're all janitors now...we'll be cleaning up this mess forever...from now on...
I got my foot in the door at a lovely 30 bed retirement home in rural Ontario by starting out as a "janitor". I cleaned rooms and common areas, did dishes and cleaned the kitchen. We called it housekeeping and support staff. Worked my way up to caring for the residents. Had to fire myself when the mandates were put in place for the DNA altering injections.