News for April 1st: Two Pieces
And many seem to have been born yesterday
News #1
This is when “2nd” banned me, and apparently, I lasted a long time. By the time he banned me, he was not publishing anything of the slightest interest.
News for April’s Fools
When I read 2nd’s report this morning, I thought it was a joke:
(The article is now deleted, possibly as a result of my present article; 2nd must have realized he was making a fool out of himself and, worse, of his readers. He is still publishing plenty of fake news and limited hangouts for your entertainment.)
I checked the calendar, and it’s not April 1st, so I started looking. Still, my reaction was not far from the truth. First, I noticed that 2nd’s writing is identical with one from yesterday published on Real Raw News by Michael Baxter, who is also credited with the authorship of 2nd’s piece:
https://realrawnews.com/2023/08/putin-bans-5g-across-russia-destroys-all-towers/
It turns out Michael Baxter is the only author on his site, and the site carries a disclaimer:
Disclaimer:
Information on this website is for informational and educational and entertainment purposes. This website contains humor, parody, and satire. We have included this disclaimer for our protection, on the advice on legal counsel.
Baxter’s article has also been circulating on the Internet ever since, but he remains the only source of the prank.
The prank becomes obvious after you read this part of the article about Putin’s behavior:
His mandate wasn’t well-received by the Telecom executives. MTS Vice President of 5G Infrastructure Borya Vlasov said the absence of 5G would put Russia at a technological disadvantage, adding that Russia needed 5G to strengthen a once-thriving economy now faltering thanks to Putin’s actions in Ukraine. Putin spread images of the dead and sick children on a conference table, reportedly saying, “What about them? What has your 5G done to them?”
“We can’t blame 5G for this. Our comrades in the West agree that 5G is safe,” Vlasov said.
Putin ordered the security agent beside him to shoot Vlasov squarely between the eyes. Without hesitation, the agent drew his Makarov pistol and put a bullet in Vlasov’s forehead in full view of 15 people.
Realistically, what can you expect from Putin?
https://rayhorvaththesource.substack.com/p/whose-hero-is-putin
Putin is in the club and you ain’t in it.
So, what about 5G in Russia?
In 2019, The Moscow Times reported that President Putin relegated 5GT technology to military use. The range was also limited to 3.4-3.8GHz, which is barely worse than 4G:
Baxter doesn’t name a source, but articulates that “Health Minister Mikhail Murashko, with the aid of the Ministry of Defense, ordered an inspection team to evaluate transmission frequencies emanating from the cell tower, which, they deduced, pulsed electromagnetic waves in the 24-50 gigahertz range.” In that range, 5G does kill; over 30GHz slowly, and above 45GHz fast.
5G technology and its cousins
Radiation comes in from multiple sources and exposure varies:
Do You Want To Know Your Radiation Exposure? You Cannot Find This Anywhere Else!
As you see, this is a declassified image, which confirms that radio-waves are military-grade weapons.
Apparently, after daisy-chaining 6G in “smart” meters, the same method is being deployed in home routers, so with enough such coverage, there is no need for 5G towers:
Enforcing "Smart" Households with Your Internet Connection?
Ancient technology, when this device was used for creating a map of your home. Well, it still is, but there is a lot more.
After all, every “smart” device, including the humans injected with the nanobots, are part of the Internet of Things (IoT).
Conclusion
The “news” must have been probing “alt” readers’ credulity. The Substack article also bear witness to the sense of humor and connection to reality of a few authors and readers.
News #2
The spaghetti tree! In 1957, about 8 million Brits were watching the following:
1957: The SPAGHETTI HARVEST | Panorama | Classic BBC clips | BBC Archive
This article explains what happened:
Needless to say, hundreds of TV-viewers contacted the BBC about advice regarding planting a spaghetti tree!
According to the most helpful response,
“You must put the spaghetti into tomato sauce, and hope for the best.”
Reality is determined by perception. With toxins approved by the FDA inside of every pill called medicine (especially those drugs for the pyschos), nano-robots in "vaccinations", chem-trails and "sterilization" chemicals in water, there is little doubt that many people's perception is a long way from reality. Beauty and truth are in the eye of the beholder.
As naive and gullible as humanity in general is, they also refuse to believe truths that go against their programming, truths like (imho anyways): viruses have never been isolated or contagion proven - contagion theory a myth; the earth is not a spinning ball - cosmology is fake, as is the theory of gravity; nuclear fission bombs are a hoax; dinosaurs never existed and were invented to support erroneous theory of evolution; etc... As Henry Kissinger said (paraphrased from damaged memory): it isn't what's true that matters, it's what people perceive to be true that matters. The convid plandemic demonstrated just how lost the sheep are, we need people like you to help us see the truth!